Kimberly Williams (WARNING!)

Boston School of Electrolysis™

Kimberly Williams, R.E. Dean,
 7330 E. Earll Drive Suite J, Scottsdale, AZ 85251
bostonschoolofelectrolysis.com
 bostonelectrolysis.com

I used to have this business listed as recommended by a consumer, but the owner began falsely accusing me of all sorts of things in December 2004. She has since become my most obsessed harasser.

Kimberly Williams and Boston School of Electrolysis™ should be avoided by all consumers. The owner’s behavior is erratic and paranoid.

Background

On 21 September 2002, I received a letter from Ms. Williams with updated information about her practice. I added this to my website.

I did not hear from Ms. Williams again until 29 November 2004, when she wrote to request contact information I might have for about-hair-removal.com. I have been warning consumers about that site for years. Ms. Williams felt that they had “pagejacked” materials from her website because her company name appeared in an RSS feed on about-hair-removal.com.

I sent an email with all the information I have on about-hair-removal.com to Ms. Williams that day. I also sent instructions on how to report them to Google and other search sites for spamdexing.

On 30 November 2004, Ms. Williams called claiming she never got the emails, so I fowarded them to a second address while she was on the phone. She apparently thought because my name was on the email, that I was connected with these guys somehow and and accused me of BEING the people she was complaining about. I tried to explain, but she kept getting more and more agitated, paranoid, and belligerent, so I hung up.

I tried to send this to help explain, but it was too late by then.

Kimberly:

You continue to be confused, and your anger seems to be making you more confused.

I have no connection whatsoever with “Mike Jones,” “David James,” or about-hair-removal.com. In fact, I have been warning consumers for years about those people and that site. I have information on hairfacts.com stating that about-hair-removal.com is a scam website:

https://www.hairfacts.com/brands/websites/about-hair-removal.html

You and I are in complete agreement that those guys are bad news. I have been fighting them for years. I don’t know how to be any more clear about that.

I sent you information on how to report those guys to Google for using materials from your site. I sent you all the contact information I have on them. I was trying to help you, and you continued to take an accusatory tone as I tried to explain what is going on. I am no longer interested in helping you.

If you have anything else you wish to convey to me, please do so by email. If you want to use web tools to track people down, you either need to read up on how to do it, or leave it to someone competent. You don’t really know what you are doing, and it leads you to making erroneous conclusions and false accusations.

I am one of the best known consumer activists in the hair removal industry. I just gave the keynote speech at the AEA convention. In my eight years of doing consumer activism, I have never had anyone take that kind of tone you took with me. Your foolish accusations have really pissed me off, and you owe me an apology. Not that I’d expect one from someone as confused and clueless as you.

Andrea

Then came a bunch of threats from Ms. Williams, starting with this one on 30 November 2004:

DEAR ANDREW JAMES, MIKE JONES AAND ANDREA JAMES, 11/30/04
YOU HAVE ALLOT TO ANSWER FOR AND FOR THE RECORD I DO not ACCEPT YOUR SELF CENTERED ARROGANT PETTY PUSSILANEMOUS PURILE CONSECENDING INSULTS LIGHTLY INFACT IT WAS I WHO TRACKED YOU DOWN. PAGEJACKING IS VERY SERIOUS OFFENSE AND IF THINK YOU ARE GOING TO WALK AWAY FROM THIS WITHOUT PAYING FOR YOUR CRIMES YOU HAVE ALLOT TO LEARN . I NEED TO WHY YOU WOULD CAUSE ME SO MUCH HARM? ALSO, YOU MUST MAKE ALLOT OF MONEY DOING THIS TO ME AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD THIS TO ME . MORE IMPORTANT HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT? OH, BY THE WAY FRAUD AND THE USE OF MIKE JONES AND DAVID JAMES IS FELONY OFFENSE AS IF YOU DID NOT KNOW!
ADREA OR HOWEVER YOU LIKE TO BE CALLED I NEVER HAVE MET A A TS WHO USES THEIR OLD IDENTITY LIKE YOU HAVE DONE MR. JAMES OR IS IT MR. JONES? YOUR GENDER DYSPHORIA SEEMS TO BE CONFUSING YOURSELF MAYBE YOU SHOLD INTO A PSYCHAITRIC WARD!
PLEASE CEASE AND DESIST ALL ILLEGAL LINKS TO MY SITE www.bostonschoolofelectrolysis.com and fivestarelectrologist.com NOW AND FOREVER.
Kimberly Williams, R.E,,Dean,
Boston School of Electrolysis™
CASE FILES BEING FORWARED TO
CC FTS
CC FSS
CC FRANK MARCHETTI ATTORNEY AT LAW
CC BBB

Ms Williams then spent the next several hours sending emails to several email addresses at my domains. I tried to explain on the phone that all emails to any address on my domains goes through, but she was convinced she had “tested positive” for finding Mike Jones and David James. By this point I’d had it, and sent the following emails:

You idiot. Send an email to kimberlywilliams@hairfacts.com, or xdcbrjldh@hairfacts.com, or anything else you can think of. They will all go through. That’s what I tried to explain, but you were too angry and stupid to understand. I have no connection with those people, and just because those addresses work, just like ANY OTHER EMAIL ADDRESS YOU CAN POSSIBLY THINK OF, does not mean they are connected with me.
You really need to get a clue.
Andrea

Geez, you still don’t get it? I have my email set so any email addressed to ____@hairfacts.com (fill in the blank) comes to me. You can put ANYTHING in there:
richardnixon@hairfacts.com
kimberlywilliamsisadumbfuck@hairfacts.com
ANYTHING you send will come to me. Do you not understand this yet?
Same with any site I own:
kimwilliamsthecluelessmoron@tsroadmap.com
ANYTHING you send addressed to ____@tsroadmap.com will come to me. Do you not understand this yet?
You really are making a fool out of yourself. Let me know when you get this through your head.
Andrea

OK. Now try forwarding to this address:
georgebush@hairfacts.com
The president is involved, too!
Now try this:
arthurhinkel@hairfacts.com
The inventor of the Blend method is involved, too, and he’s dead!
Now try this:
riutiwvfknvdfvfvfkdfjvbkdjv@hairfacts.com
Wow, any random series of letters is involved, too! In fact, try any name you want— your mother’s name, your high school teacher, your pet’s name. The all go through. IT MEANS NOTHING THAT A CERTAIN NAME COMES THROUGH. All email comes through that is addressed to that domain.
Now try this:
kimberlywilliams@hairfacts.com
Oh my God! You’re involved, too! You better report yourself!
Idiot. You are the second dumbest person I have dealt with all year. No lie.
A

OK, I take that back. You are the stupidest person I have dealt with this year.
You are paranoid and unstable, and I am sure I’m not the first person to tell you that. You need help.
Beyond that, I strongly urge you to have your lawyer contact me directly so I can explain what I am going to do if you keep harassing me.
Andrea

This reply came that evening:

DEAR ANDREA YOUR RUDNESS AND INSULTS GIVE YOU AWAY INCLUDING YOUR MULTIPLE EAMIL ADRESSES THAT TESTED POSITVE.
HAVE A NICE DAY!

Then came this on 1 December 2004

Boston School of Electrolysis™
Kimberly Williams, R.E., Dean,
10255 N. Scottsdale Road Suite 4
Scottsdale, AZ 85253
480-607-8121
Websites
www.bostonschoolofelectrolysis.com <http://www.bostonschoolofelectrolysis.com/> <http://www.bostonschoolofelectrolysis.com/>
www.fivestarelectrologist.com <http://www.fivestarelectrologist.com/> <http://www.fivestarelectrologist.com/>
Email
bsoelectrolysis@qwest.net
justice@extremezone.com

To
Andrea James AKA Mike Jones and David James
5419 Hollywood Blvd C-142
Hollywood, CA 90027
US
213-840-2602
Website
www.tsroadmap.com <http://www.tsroadmap.com/> <http://www.tsroadmap.com/>
www.hairfacts.com <https://www.hairfacts.com/> <https://www.hairfacts.com/>
www.hairtell.com <http://www.hairtell.com/> <http://www.hairtell.com/>
Email
andreajames@tsroadmap.com
andreajames@hairfacts.com
andreajames@hairtell.com
joketress@mindspringg.com

Dear Andrea James AKA David James & Mike Jones,
I am using one of your names for you out politeness and in regards to that form of etiquette in which you seem to a bit deficient in your overall manners. However lets us approach the first issue of your Pagejacking my listing which was discovered on Google page http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&i…lectrolysis> <http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&amp;ie=ISO-8859-1&amp;q=boston+school=+of+electrolysis> after I typed Boston School of Electrolysis™. I am informing you that bostonschoolofelectrloysis.com is my business name and domain which is trademarked and copyrighted and is my property. In addition to that I have included a live copy for you eyes so you may view my listing with your address in bottom left hand corner. Fact, this pagejacked listing search listing when you click on it you are redirected to your website www.tsroadmap.com <http://www.tsroadmap.com/> <http://www.tsroadmap.com/> that is illegal and you have pagejacked my page and you are hereby ordered to cease desist and remove forthwith.

Andrea it has come to my attention that you have made an unauthorized use of my copyrighted works located here and other internet locations; www.bostonschooofelectrolysis.com copyrighted, by reproducing it on your site www.tsroadmap.com/physcial/zapdir/zapdirAZ.html <http://www.tsroadmap.com/physcial/zapdir/zapdirAZ.html> <http://www.tsroadmap.com/physcial/zapdir/zapdirAZ.html> . At no time have I given permission for you to reproduce my original content in such a way or in any form or manner.
A cached copy from Google of the illegally copied content on your site is attached, along with details as to its location on your site and the date it was gathered today 11/30/04. It appears that my content is being used on your site as part of your pagejacking strategy and is visible only to search engines.
As the legal owner of this trademarked and copyrighted content, I demand that you remove my property from your multiple websites immediately. In addition that includes other search engines or other domains using that are in dispute as to who owns other offending URL’S that you own. However there is no wiggling of the hook this time because you illegal are so such outrageous and example of criminal pagejacking is enclosed.
You have 72 hours to remove this content. If the content is not removed within this time frame, then I will find it necessary to take further action; including contacting Google and other search engines, your hosting service and any other legal avenues I have at my disposal.
Using Internet Explorer, I save a copy of the cached page and having made a single file so you do not have any difficulty in comprehending such a difficult time accepting the fact you got caught.

In addition, complaints have been forwarded to the FTC, FDA, Phone Busters, BBB, Consumers Advocate, R.C.M.P. and Industry Canada because of the possibility this offense if affiliated with other countries. Furthermore if this happens again it is my intent to inform Chamber of Commerce’s, Forums and other public reporting agencies.

Also I have read a number of reports on the subject of pagejacking and the FTC has cracked down jard on this type of thievery. For your information if this happens again will I seek criminal charges and permanent injunctions against you and all other domains you possess?
Andrea in addition I do not wish to be associated with you and I ask you to please remove my listing under TG recommended electrologists. With the information I have sent you have been informed and made aware that because a link was established under TG recommended electrologists that in no way gave you the legal right to usurp my listing in a devious way that you have done. I find your tactics and Internet strategy totally lacking any professional merit, honesty, dignity and ethics I refuse to be identified with you and hereby and forthwith on this day of 12/1/04 you remove that listing.
Also I have sent emails to andreajames@vitalstop.com , and davidjames@vitlalstop.com and they have not come back undeliverable can you explain that? Additionally I sent emails to Mike Jones and David James at tsraodmap.com, hairfacts.com and hairtell.com not one of them were returned undeliverable. Most notably not one of my emails to these adresses came back undeliverable to Andrea James and David James at the vitalstop.com mailing address. That’s curious do you think that Mike Jones has set up his computer exactly as yours? Since you claim you have such a dislike for Mike Jones I wonder why email addressed to both of you went through?
I have a right to defend my property and my websites site from online parasites. I hope that I have you total attention and you are ready to resolve your illegal offenses against myself immediately. I hope this letter has assisted you in accepting that to flaunt the law will bring consequences upon yourself of an unimaginable nature. Sincerely
Kimberly Williams, R.E. Dean
CcFTC
CcFDA
CcGoogle
Cc Phone Busters
CcIndustry Canada
Cc Frank Marchetts, Esq.
CcBBBI

On 3 December 2004 I got this:

To Andrea James aka Mike Jones and David James,
Andrea Jenn Oh Jenn said, “your birthday is 2/2/62” if thats true where I should I send your card?
Andrea you are not in position to demand anything and you are hereby ordered to cease and desist calling my office and that goes for your sycophantic friends whom you put up to harass me because you are afraid to talk to me. In addition because of your pusillanimous vulgar obscene emails that you have sent me you are notified and ordered to cease and desist any further communication with my office including all emails. However if you can restrain yourself and not write not write any further obscene, profane insulting emails I will allow you to communicate in that manner however be aware one more obscene, profane email and the privilege of communications by email will be permanently suspended. However phone calls by you and friends are to stop immediately! You are hereby informed I have sent copies to quest that is my commercial DSL carrier. Qwest is waiting for written formal complaint so as to submit formal charges against for violating FCC regulations so any more obscene harassing calls and you and your friends could have your phone disconnected in including your computer .
Another example is your friend and lackey Jenn whom you put up to be Mike Jones this morning and that she called twice my office today interrupting me when I am working on patient. Both those calls were successfully traced. You thought you were rather clever when you got your lackey friend Jenn in Pasadena to be Mike Jones who had had called twice before and those previous two calls were also successfully traced and interrupted when working a patient. Traced calls not only means that the are recorded but also voices print are made and Jenns voice was recorded off a website that has voice lessons for comparison for the phone trace. You are a corporate officer and therefore you are required to uphold honest ethical business policies and if you keep this up a complaint could be registered to have your record investigated and that could cost your license. Further harassment could result in complaint lodged at the to CCC?
You are such a coward that you have to put your friends up to harassing me, which is illegal and get them in trouble to. The one time I spoke to you, you were rude impolite and dominated and ended the conversation just as I started to speak. How much longer do you think your so-called friends will continue to jeopardize their own reputations for you? For the record I have never seen a transsexual like you who sexually harasses another with ill begotten behavior, which is usually used by bigoted prejudiced jerks that transsexuals always complain about. So now you have become one of the prejudiced, bigoted jerks to!  Your use multiple aliases, foul obscene foul language that you have sent me which violates FCC, FTC regulation and for that crime you could have you phone turned off and that includes your computer to. Also because you traveled across state lines that makes your illegal acts of a much more serious nature and violates the RICOH act and it’s statues. Now listen to me very carefully I have not submitted the complaint sent to you on 11/30/04 along with all the incriminating evidence where you have committed one crime after another.  However complaints have been filed to the cc captions that I have sent to you to you. Presently I am preparing to release with the most recent evidence when I caught you with all your pagejacking scams against others and myself. I gave you 72 hours to remove the offending material that I sent to you 11/30/04. Whoever you have chosen to be today you need control yourself and recognize that your rude vile offensive criminal conduct by telephone and emails against me will not be tolerated. Your insulting words plus putting your idiotic criminal buddies who harass me at work by you requests by phone will also be included in my complaints. In addition the night before calling my cell phone and hanging up was traced successfully Regarding that slanderous remark you have made about me on your sites will not go unchallenged. However I will not join you in the gutter and I know you are just itching for a low class ally catfight. As far as I’m concerned you can feed you own kitties and quit stealing by pagejacking my URL’S and all the honest hard working other electrologists to. Quit begging for handouts on the Internet.
All the pagejacked listings and that include the other electrologists that you have ripped off shall be taken down and restored to them. Regarding your other alternating personality Mike Jones played by your friend Jenn who you got perform that tacky English accent in your behalf that must cease and desist to. For you to avoid legal admonishment by the government authorities you must produce a notarized document promising that you will never illegally pagejack my listings, domains, copyrights and trademarks in any other or manner. This notarized document and promise will be in perpetuity and you must provide legal identification that proves who you really are. If you that you can do this you walk away from this situation you brought upon yourself. Additionally my complaint to the FTC has brought about fruitful results for I have provided them the information with overwhelming evidence that you are guilty of these crimes.
You asked me to have my lawyer contact you which demonstrates you know nothing about the law an attorney doe not call you he sends you a complaint and than you respond. You need to be aware the FTC has their own attorneys that represent citizens like myself and they file complaints in my behalf and the other electrologists that you have pagejacked will also file because I am putting the list together and to send them a copies of their listings that you have pagejacked. If you have a lawyer ask him or her he/she will tell you if can avoid a fight with the FTC aka the government you would be a fool to try to fight them.
Andrea you do not understand and you are confused again the FTC represents the people and the commerce of the United States of America and anyone who willfully breaks the law will be prosecuted. My legal counsel told me exactly how to file my complaints and than government takes over with it own prosecution team known as a District Attorney, do you understand that? Of course I know you have had quite a few scrapes with the law.
However it comes down to this!
A cached copy from Google of the illegally copied content on your site is attached, along with details as to its location on your site and the date it was gathered today 11/30/04. It appears that my content is being used on your site as part of your pagejacking strategy and is visible only to search engines.
As the legal owner of this trademarked and copyrighted content, I demand that you remove my property from your multiple websites immediately. In addition that includes other search engines or other domains using that are in dispute as to who owns other offending URL’S that you own. However there is no wiggling of the hook this time because you crimes are so such outrageous and example of your criminal pagejacking is enclosed.
Andrea get real I have been fair and square with you and I am being most tolerant and I have proven my complaints are true beyond a shadow of a doubt. If you persist I cannot help when FTC brings this case to the docket you ask yourself will your friends lie for you on the stand? After the 72 hours is over it beyond my control.
Kimberly Williams, R.E. DEan
ccJenn

On 3 December 2004, I responded:

If I am contacted by you one more time in any manner, I am going to put all of these emails up on a page permanently devoted to your false accusations against me, and I will never take it down, even when you finally realize that you are falsely accusing me. I have nothing to do with anyone who called you today, and I have no connection with about-hair-removal.com, Mike Jones, or David James. I strongly suggest you consult with a lawyer before you continue this harassment.

On 4 December 2004, I got this:

Dear Andrea,
What do you think of this picture? Someone told me it was on forum
similar to yours I’m curious, do you think this could be Mike Jones?
Kimberly Williams, R.E., Dean

I put this page up on 4 December and will keep it online as a record of this matter. I got this on 5 December:

ANDREA,
I MUST SAY ONE THING MY EMAIL TO YOU SEEMED TO HAVE WORKED WONDERS BECAUSE YOU HAVE STOPPED USING PROFANE LANGUAGE AGAINST MYSELF. HOWEVER, I AM AT A LOSS AS TO WHY YOU FAILED TO POST THE OBSCENE PROFANE EMAILS THAT YOU SENT ME? REGARDING THE LEGAL COMPLAINT WE WILL LET THE FTC (FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION) ATTORNEYS ACT ON MY COMPLAINT UNLESS YOU DECIDE TO CEASE AND DESIST AND IMMEDIATELY STOP PAGEJACKING MY LISTINGS AND YOU WILL PROMISE IN WRITING NOT TO EVER DO IT AGAIN IN PERPETUITY. IN ADDITION YOU MUST REMOVE YOUR ILLEGAL LINKS TO MY URL FORTHWITH. IF YOU FAIL TO BE FULLY EXPLICATIVE I WILL POST THE EMAILS YOU SENT TO ME THAT CONTAINED YOU NASTY OBSCENE PROFANE LANGUAGE. ANDREA, FROM THE BEGINNING ALL I HAVE EVER ASKED YOU TO DO IS TO STOP PAGEJACKING MY LISTINGS AND REMOVE YOUR ILLEGAL LINKS TO MY URL.
THANK YOU FOR YOU TIME AND ATTENTION TO THIS URGENT MATTER,
KIMBERLY WILLIAMS, R.E., DEAN
BOSTON SCHOOL OF ELECTROLYSIS™

My reply:

Those emails are up on the site, along with the one below. You are going to feel like a real fucking moron when you finally figure out how wrong you are about all this.

Update

Since this 2004 exchange, Kimberly Williams has been obsessed with me, hiring private investigators to look into me, putting up hate sites about me, posting what she thought was my home address, posing as other people on my forum, posting bizarre comments wherever my name appears, and generally behaving like someone consumers should avoid at all costs. For a sample of her unhinged rants, look up “Jackbooted Kommandantessa.” Do not get involved with her or get treated by her. She is a very troubled person.